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TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Minecraft Mansion Mayhem Server

American dream, big house, economic status, family, Financial Stability, financial struggles, four kids, hard work, Home ownership, household expenses, lower middle class, MANSION, MAYHEM, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, paid for with menial unskilled jobs, Server, socioeconomic status, suburban-living, traditional values, two cars, Working class, year 2000

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	344	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	157	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can build a big house, drive two cars, and have four kids all while working menial unskilled jobs! In the year 2000, this was the epitome of lower middle class living and now you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us for a hilariously absurd time and see if you can reach the ultimate status of lower middle class luxury! 😂🏡🚗👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #LivingTheDream #MinecraftMadness

Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

Adventure, behind bars, big house, blocky, cellmate, Clink, Convict, Convicts, Correctional Facility, Crafty, criminal, detention, incarceration, Inmate, Jailbird, Jailbreak, lockup, Nickname, penitentiary, Prison, prison gangs, prison life, Prisoner, solitary confinement, Yard Time

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

SyriaCraft Server: 37 Militants Down

air strikes, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, combatants, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, radicalization, Server, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, U.S. airstrikes, united states, violence, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Farms Harvested:	792
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft but u don’t wanna get banned from the server? well, come join our server where u can unleash ur inner chaos without any consequences!

we got explosions galore, like u won’t believe how many tnt blocks we have just waiting to be set off. and get this, every time u blow something up, a magical unicorn appears and grants u three wishes! okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but u get the idea.

join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. we’re talking giant robots fighting dragons, aliens invading the land, and even a zombie apocalypse that u have to survive.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the chaos begin! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza for all players? yeah, u heard that right. pizza.

UkrainianDroneFireworks

Attack, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Fires, intelligence, international relations, Military, Moscow, Officials, reconnaissance, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneFireworks, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	3837
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we have 125 Ukrainian drones causing chaos and starting fires all over Russia! Moscow officials are freaking out, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures. Join us for the most explosive gaming experience ever! Who needs war when you can have a blocky battle on our server? Let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Microbe Mansion: Fruit & Fitness

alzheimer’s, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, Diversity, Exercise, FITNESS, fresh fruit, Fruit, gut health, Gut microbes, gut-brain axis, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, MANSION, mental health, Microbe, microbiota, nutrition, Prevention, wellness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND GROW YOUR GUT MICROBES LIKE A BOSS! WE GOT SO MUCH FRESH FRUIT YOU’LL BE POOPING RAINBOWS IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR EXERCISE MINIGAMES WILL HAVE YOU SWEATING LIKE A PIG IN A SAUNA!

PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Crafty Alter – Modern Minecraft Server

Alter, Atlantis, Campaign, Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials, Grand Order, Interlude Timeline, Lostbelt No.5, mats, Minecraft, MODERN, News, OLYMPUS, rank up, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1156
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a Servant in Fate/Grand Order? Well, look no further because our server is like a Lostbelt adventure on steroids! Join us on this epic journey where you can mine for materials like you’re on a quest for rare Servant ascension items.

Our server is so lit, it’s like participating in a Singularity Repair Support Campaign, but instead of fixing timelines, you’ll be fixing up your virtual world with epic builds and redstone contraptions. And don’t worry about getting lost, our community is as helpful as Mash Kyrielight guiding you through a tough boss battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Minecraft Order? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Zen Browser Minecraft SMP

browser, browser features, browsing, browsing habits, Data Protection, digital tools, internet, Minecraft, online privacy, online safety, Opinions, privacy, reviews, SECURITY, smp, software, Technology, trustworthiness, user experience, user feedback, web browser, web surfing, zen, Zen browser

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Farms Harvested:	154	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Towns Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be raided. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s music.

Secondly, we have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, huggable creatures who just want to be your friend. And if you manage to tame one, they’ll follow you around and explode in a shower of confetti whenever you defeat a boss mob.

And lastly, we have a weekly event called “The Great Chicken Race” where players must ride on the backs of chickens and race through a maze filled with obstacles. The winner gets a special prize of a golden chicken statue that poops out diamonds every hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

SisGrowUpCraft

blended families, Cheating, Communication Issues, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, Fatherhood, Maturity, Motherhood, parenting issues, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGrowUpCraft, sister, step siblings, teenage drama

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience more sibling rivalry than you can handle.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics. Witness the epic saga of Jamie and Jordyn, two brothers torn apart by family drama. From cheating scandals to paternity tests, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness intense arguments, jealousy-fueled fights, and even a wish for someone’s demise. It’s like watching a reality TV show, but with creepers and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a Shakespearean play, join us now! Just remember, in this server, family drama is not just a side plot – it’s the main event.

RedFlagSMP: DatingDisasters

biggest redflag, DatingDisasters, girl, guy, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a crush, red flags in a date, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a man, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in a woman, red flags in dating, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken Queen, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeHacks

advice, communication skills, CraftyLifeHacks, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Experience, goal-setting, growth mindset., hindsight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5528
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Secret Passages Found:	2

Have you ever wished you could go back in time and learn the secrets of the universe before it was too late? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and uncover the ancient mysteries of the blocky world, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes that will blow your mind (literally).

Our server is home to the legendary Professor Blockenstein, who will teach you everything you need to know about surviving and thriving in this pixelated paradise. From building epic castles to taming wild wolves, there’s no limit to what you can achieve with his guidance.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the secrets of the universe…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Nasrallah’s Hideout Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Beiruts, Conflict, Espionage, foreign affairs, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, informant, intelligence, iran, Iranian spy, Israel, Le Parisien, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, Political, SECURITY, Server, southern suburbs, Surveillance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6565	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	3536
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have spies from all over the world keeping us informed of all the juicy gossip! like that time an Iranian spy told Israel about Nasrallah’s secret trip to Beirut! we have top secret missions, crazy alliances, and tons of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most thrilling minecraft server ever!

PixelPuncherCraft

armed man, arson, Conflict, crime, Europe, extremism, germany, injured, investigation, machete, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian flag, perpetrator, PixelPuncherCraft, Police, ramming attacks, SECURITY, Terrorism, Victims, violence

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6754	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Picture this: a machete-armed man running around with a Palestinian flag, causing chaos and mayhem in Germany. But wait, it gets even wilder – he’s not just attacking people, he’s also setting fires and ramming into things like a maniac!

If you want to experience the thrill of dodging machetes while trying to build your dream castle, then this is the server for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be lucky enough to witness the machete man in action and join in on the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any machete-wielding maniacs. Happy crafting!