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LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Buildings Constructed:	29	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

HeartRateFailCraft

accurate heart rates, Attractive nurses, attractiveness, female, female nurses, gender, gender bias, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare system, healthcare workers, heart rate monitoring, HeartRateFailCraft, Male, male nurses, medical field, Medical Profession, patient care, Patients, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Wilderness Tamed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration

Admiration, Attitudes, EgoCraft, gender, gender role attitudes, Gender Roles, influence, managers, Narcissistic, narcissistic admiration, narcissistic rivalry, narcissistic traits, Rivalry, Roles, study, Support, Traditional, traditional gender roles, Traits

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	742
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”

Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

armor, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Custom, diamonds, Discord, easier, Global Chat, Griefing, hats, Hearts, host, integration, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, sklauncher, smp, stealing, Support, swearing, Textures, Tools, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	299
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3621
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Crafter’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Crafters, cultural beliefs, DATING, equality, expensive tastes, feminism, financial independence, Gender Roles, gold diggers, hypermaterialistic, Lifestyle, Luxury items, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, Myths, Paradise, relationships, russian women, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you ready to dive into a world where Russian women are not just hypermaterialistic, but also the rulers of a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on this wild ride where diamonds are just the beginning of what these fierce ladies desire. Build your way to their hearts by showering them with virtual gifts and watch as they conquer the virtual world with their impeccable fashion sense and insatiable thirst for all things shiny. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this one-of-a-kind server where the only currency that matters is bling!

ExFiancéDrama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéDrama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Love Triangle, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding etiquette

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Alright, buckle up gamers, because this Minecraft server is a wild ride. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your ex-fiancé shows up with your younger sister and they announce they’re engaged. But wait, there’s more! They’ve been secretly dating behind your back this whole time. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the drama, the betrayal, and the ultimate showdown between love and loyalty. Will you attend the wedding and play nice for the sake of family harmony? Or will you unleash your inner warrior and fight for justice? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword to fend off any pesky exes or sneaky siblings. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the drama unfold on our Minecraft server like never before!

NoKidZoneCraft

Assertiveness, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, child rearing, childfree, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational differences, grandparenting, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, parenting roles, personal boundaries, Resentment, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, traditional roles

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of babysitting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to avoid any and all childcare responsibilities.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you never have to deal with entitled parents demanding free babysitting services. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to mine, craft, and chill without any family drama.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can set your own rules. No more arguments with entitled daughters-in-law, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the babysitting drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you never have to hear the words “Can you watch the kids for a bit?” Just watch out for those pesky creepers instead!

MineAddict Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction consequences, addiction impact, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery process, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery success, addiction relapse, addiction treatment, addiction triggers, Affected, coping mechanisms, mental health, MineAddict, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal experience, Recovery, self-destructive behavior, Server, substance abuse, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4079
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is so addicting that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even dreaming about building pixelated castles all night long. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, taming unicorns, and riding pigs into the sunset. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is jealous of the adventures that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities and infinite fun?