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ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

2030, cash expenditures, China, dietary structure, economic impact, Expenses, food-borne, Fun, health, Healthcare, healthcare system, high protein, high-fat, HighFat, Lifestyle, medical costs, nutrition, personal medical, Population, preventive care, ProteinCraft, public health, trends

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	8192	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

play.ace7esports.com

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	491210	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

play.executed.xyz

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

aggressive mobs, Alathra, Baits, barkeeper, Brewing, Brews, Cannons, Custom Biomes, Fishing, Fun, Geopolitics, giggles, Lore, medieval weapons, Minecraft, Mini Games, Movecraft, Nether Mobs, Passive Mobs, president, PRETEND, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Ships, Start, town city, Towny, War system, Wars, Youre

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Boss Minecraft Server

Accountability, Assertiveness, AUTHORITY, Boss, command, Communication, control, Decision making, delegation, Direction, goon, influence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sigma, skibidi, supervision, team collaboration, team dynamics

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Secret Passages Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

cuckittini, long tail tag, Minecraft, Pissi, pissi cuckittini, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comfort, cousin, CousinsCribs, crying, Friend, garage apartment, Heat, hospitalisation, Hot Country, Hotel, imessage, injured, language barrier, Minecraft, selfish, Server, Space, taxi, uk, vacation, WhatsApp, WiFi

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4280	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

beauty, body confidence, body image, body love, body positivity, BodyLove, Confidence, Individuality, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical attributes, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

GymCraftHate

#workout, Cardio, Classes, Commitment, crowded, Equipment, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, GymCraftHate, hygiene, intimidation, judgmental, Locker Room, loud music, Mirrors, personal trainers, Routine, stretching, sweating, weightlifting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!