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BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Farms Harvested:	889	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9035	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Items Found:	5197
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Towns Built:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!