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I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

19yo, blue eyes, DESPERATE, feeling rejected, feeling unwanted, fit, foids, happen, incel, lonely, looking for intimacy, looking for relationship, looking for validation, Minecraft, seeking attention, seeking companionship, seeking connection, seeking love, smp, Tall, tired, use me, White

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

1-life, Cheats prohibited, Hardcore, Hardcore Server, minecraft server, No Wipes, one life, only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Animals Bred:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!

202.181.148.104:26242

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

barista, Beverages, cafe, convenience, Crafty, cravings, creations, customer service, drinks, food and beverage, Hospitality, indulgence, menu items, Minecraft, Ordering, refreshments, Restaurant, satisfaction, Server, serving, SNACKS, snacks and drinks, Treats, waitstaff

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	5288	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

#my hero academia, Bleach, Boruto, chainsaw man, code geass, death note, Demon Slayer, dragon ball super, general, husbandos, jojo’s bizarre adventure, jujutsu kaisen, jump, kaiju no 8, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, one piece, SHONEN, shonen jump, sjg, Slutposting, smp, spy x family, waifus, Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes and rules? Well, look no further because FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Shonen Jump manga and more.

Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!

Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

anti-nazi laws, banned symbols, controversial symbols, cultural symbols, discriminatory symbols, emblematic imagery, emblematic symbols, extremist symbols, far-right symbols, fascist symbols, germany, hakenkreuz, HakenkreuzFree, hate symbols, historical symbols, legal symbols, Minecraft, National Socialism, political symbols, prohibited symbols, Server, swastika

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

Breakup, bros, cafe, Cafebros, Closure, Emotional healing, finding peace, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, it’s over, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, starting anew

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

Limbust Company General – Minecraft Server

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, Faust, general, google play, Guide, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Refraction Railway Line 4, Resources, season 5, Server, sinner, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland Outis, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2197	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland and Outis in a battle for the ages. But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey to take down Faust with your trusty E.G.O.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Expect spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world. And don’t forget about the tutorial – it’s a must!

But that’s not all, folks! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and immerse yourself in the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness. And if you need some reading material, we’ve got you covered with all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server and let the mayhem begin!

Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

baseball, baseball news, baseball season, BUILD, commissioner, Edition, LAUGH, Manfred, Minecraft, MLB, MLB commissioner, MLB commissioner Manfred, MLB commissioner wins, MLB edition, MLB latest news, mlb news, MLB season, MLB updates, News, smp, sports, Wins

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

always, BELIEF, determination, empowerment, encouragement, FAITH, Fun, goal-setting, Hope, inspiration, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, motivation quotes, never give up, perseverance, positive thinking, positivity, remember, ReMine, self improvement, Server, success, Trust the plan

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

2017, altcoins, Blockchain, Bullish, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial technology, Giving, hodl, Investment, market analysis, Minecraft, Moonshot, profit potential., qnt, smp, speculative investing, Trading, VIBES, wagmi, Wealth Creation, xrp, XRP vibes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Votes:	4636	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!