Big Boy Processor Minecraft Servers

Big Boy Processor Minecraft Servers

  • Akoot&Co: Where the only thing square is the blocks! Join now for fun, friends, and no map resets!

    Akoot&Co: Where the only thing square is the blocks! Join now for fun, friends, and no map resets!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 7231
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

    Features

    Feature Description
    Discord Server Discord + Minecraft integration
    World Map Dynmap
    Bedrock support Geyser
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims Honor system + rollbacks
    KeepInventory Optional per player
    Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
    Text Formatting +Gradients
    Brewery Nothing game-breaking, just a treat
    Big boy ram and big boy processor Minimal lag

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming?

    There are no pesky land claims on our server. We operate on an honor system and have rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

    Are there timed ranks and custom titles?

    Yes, we have timed ranks and custom titles available for players to earn and customize their experience.

    Can I keep my items when I die?

    We offer the option of KeepInventory per player, allowing you to choose whether you keep your items upon death.

    Do you support Bedrock edition?

    Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser integration on our server.

    What makes your server unique?

    Our server offers a blend of classic Minecraft gameplay with quality-of-life enhancements to provide the best experience possible. We also have a dynamic community, exciting events, and a unique lore-driven world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Akoot&Co: Where the vanilla is semi and the builders are fully focused. No map resets, just memes!

    Akoot&Co: Where the vanilla is semi and the builders are fully focused. No map resets, just memes!
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9814
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

    Features
    Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
    World Map (dynmap)
    Bedrock support (Geyser)
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
    KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
    Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
    Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
    Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
    Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

    Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.20.6

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming?

    No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to protect your builds.

    Can I keep my inventory?

    Yes, there is an optional KeepInventory feature available to players.

    Are there timed ranks or custom titles?

    Yes, we offer timed ranks and custom titles to enhance your gameplay experience.

    Is there Discord integration?

    Yes, we have a Discord server with integrated Minecraft features for seamless communication.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Akoot&Co: Where Vanilla Bean Dreams Become Reality Without the Rind

    Akoot&Co: Where Vanilla Bean Dreams Become Reality Without the Rind
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1026
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Akoot & Co, your ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience!

    Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you. Frustrated by the absence of such a haven, we took matters into our own hands to create this medium-scale community Minecraft server.

    In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Here, you’ll find a semi-vanilla, SMP-like environment, carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. Imagine a server where history and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. We believe in preserving the core Minecraft gameplay while enhancing your adventure with thoughtful features.

    Features

    Discord Server
    World Map (dynmap)
    Bedrock support (Geyser)
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
    KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
    Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
    Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
    Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
    Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

    Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

    Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8741
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

    Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

    So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

    Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 2957
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

    TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5012
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Crops Grown: 6072
    Mines Excavated: 1712 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 6336
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 1587
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3133 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1655

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

    GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1291
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 781 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4026
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3496
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 851
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Zombie Dances: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Farms Harvested: 191
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Emeralds Found: 7721
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5972
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7810
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Votes: 8194
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 1790
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4720 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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