big boy Minecraft Servers

big boy Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCleanFILNoob

    CraftyCleanFILNoob
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 7817
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

    So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 7063
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 412 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Banana

    The Banana
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 3528
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9597
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6167
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Banana SMP: Season Three

    Description
    This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

    About Banana City

    Features
    Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths
    Neighborhoods for every playstyle:
    Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
    Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
    Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

    Community Built, Player Driven

    Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

    Challenge Awaits

    With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

    Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.

    Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED

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  • Ethereal Lands 1.20.4

    Ethereal Lands 1.20.4
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6320
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Votes: 1665
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

    First off, the coordinates are 40.412850,-80.901974, which is like the secret code to unlocking the ultimate treasure chest of awesomeness.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’ll lead you to a hidden underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the shadow realm faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExWifetoNewBae

    ExWifetoNewBae
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 462
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against cup thieves! Join us if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s ex stealing your precious Stanley cups and flaunting them at sporting events. Our server is the perfect place to escape the cup-stealing drama and build your own cup empire without any interference from sneaky exes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret cup dungeon hidden somewhere in the server, filled with legendary cups of unimaginable power. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind the cup conspiracy? Join now and embark on the wildest cup adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrivilegeDenier in Minecraft SMP

    PrivilegeDenier in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 6452
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, like have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, you gotta join because we have the rarest diamonds and the biggest creepers you’ve ever seen. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted gear and golden apples. It’s like a treasure trove, but like, way cooler.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free pass to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. And like, every full moon, we have this massive dance party with the Endermen. They may be scary, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King. He’s like, this giant chicken who rules over all the other chickens in the land. If you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be crowned the Chicken Champion and gain access to the most exclusive chicken coop in all of Minecraft.

    So like, if you wanna join the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up and join the madness. It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySecrets

    CraftySecrets
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 3847
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Alien Abductions: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138
    Ores Mined: 3240 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and uncover secrets that will make snooping in your friend’s house seem like child’s play! Explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, uncover ancient civilizations, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs to snoop in real life when you can uncover the juiciest secrets in our virtual world? Join now and start your adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HaitianJustice Minecraft Server

    HaitianJustice Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 8949
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Villages Defended: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Farms Harvested: 177 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can bury ur enemies like journalists in haiti demand justice for their fallen comrades. u can build ur own gang and take over the server with ur epic pvp skills. we have crazy events like gang wars and treasure hunts where u can show off ur mad skills. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and fun minecraft server ever created. let’s bury the competition and rise to the top together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ResistCraft: GazaGamerz

    ResistCraft: GazaGamerz
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 2878
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Dimension Hops: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Votes: 2875
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Animals Bred: 29
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel-Hamas truce proves ‘persistence of resistance’ like we got that same vibe, ya know? join us and be part of the epic resistance against boring servers! we got crazy builds, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is lit af, we’re like a big ol’ family that loves to have a good time. so come on, join us and show your persistence of resistance in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

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  • V For Vanilla

    V For Vanilla
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 5581
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4660 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 915 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    V For Vanilla Server Overview

    Server IP VForV.net
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
    Version Java 1.21.4

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info:

    World Border At 30M
    Map Resets No
    Spawn Area Random, unprotected
    TPA & Sethome No
    Griefing & Killing Allowed
    Duping No (Exception for TNT bombers)
    Chat Isn’t strictly moderated
    Server Location Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules:

    • Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
    • Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?

    A: No, cheating is not allowed on the server. It will result in a temporary ban for 3 months, and a permanent ban on the second offense.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing and killing other players is allowed on the server. However, please be respectful and follow the server rules.

    Q: Are there any map resets?

    A: No, there are no map resets on the server. The world border is set at 30M to provide a consistent gameplay experience.

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  • MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

    MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 4593
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server! We got all the VShojo and vtubers up in here, like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen!

    Join us for some epic gaming sessions with these virtual babes and bros. We got channels for Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even former members.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us and let’s get weird together in the blocky world of Minecraft! #VShojoMinecraftMadness

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  • CraftyMoms Minecraft Server

    CraftyMoms Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8202
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental parents while trying to breastfeed your baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can breastfeed in peace without any interference from family members who think they’ve seen you naked before (yikes!).

    We offer a safe and supportive environment for all new parents, where you can feed your baby without any awkward stares or comments. Plus, our virtual babies never show signs of hunger or latch issues, so you can relax and enjoy your gaming experience without any interruptions.

    Don’t let your parents dictate how you feed your baby – join our server and breastfeed with confidence! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering for new moms?

    New Minecraft Server
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