Big Boy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCleanFILNoob

Fil, Cooking, meal train, vacation, disrespectful behavior.

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

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ChunkyCraft

transformation, health, Exercise, Competition, motivation

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!

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RevSMP: Where geeks survive, claim land, explore dungeons, and pretend they don’t need a whitelist.

SURVIVE, Whitelist, smp, Prison, hermitcraft

RevSMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:	Custom plugins, custom enchants, balanced economy system, custom world generation
Special Events:	Ongoing events and custom crates
How to Join:	Simply enter the IP: revsmp.shockbyte.pro in your Minecraft client

FAQ:

Question:	Answer:
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the IP: revsmp.shockbyte.pro in your Minecraft client
Are there custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom plugins to enhance the gameplay experience
Can I build my own town with friends?	Yes, you can build your own town alone or with friends on our server
Is everything on RevSMP earnable?	Yes, everything on RevSMP can be grinded for and earned

Crafty Drunkies

clonazepam, Room temperature, feeling good, Based, benzos

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a perfect 77 degrees Fahrenheit, so you can game in ultimate comfort without breaking a sweat! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll feel like you’ve taken 8 mg of clonazepam and had a few drinks – without any of the side effects. Join us for a chill gaming experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and relax in style. Trust us, it’s unreal how comfy you’ll feel on our server!

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Crafty Curry Kingdom

Crafty, Poojeeta, gooks, Harshita, turd worlders

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Hermitcraft but make it chaotic and colorful on The Perfectum SMP Java 1.20.1 LGBTQ+ Friendly PG-13

1.20.1, java, Friendly, downvotes, Perfectum

Welcome to Perfectum SMP
A semi-vanilla survival server designed for an authentic and enjoyable gaming experience. Our goal is to create a transparent and welcoming community. We’ve selected plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain vanilla gameplay as you explore with others. What you can expect: A dedicated team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience. A server seed selected for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential. A simple Discord-based application process for quick access. A suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard. A friendly and inclusive community. Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay. Regularly planned events, both in-game and externally, to keep the community vibrant. BlueMap integration for a detailed server map. A thriving community of over 250 members. We welcome everyone! If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right gaming community for you, we’re eager to have you. Follow the links below to begin your adventure with us! Discord \| Website

Welcome to Perfectum SMP

A semi-vanilla survival server designed for an authentic and enjoyable gaming experience. Our goal is to create a transparent and welcoming community. We’ve selected plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain vanilla gameplay as you explore with others.

What you can expect:

A dedicated team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience.
A server seed selected for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential.
A simple Discord-based application process for quick access.
A suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard.
A friendly and inclusive community.
Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay.
Regularly planned events, both in-game and externally, to keep the community vibrant.
BlueMap integration for a detailed server map.
A thriving community of over 250 members.

We welcome everyone! If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right gaming community for you, we’re eager to have you. Follow the links below to begin your adventure with us!

Discord | Website

Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ	Answer
1. How do I join Perfectum SMP?	To join Perfectum SMP, simply follow the link to our Discord server and complete the application process. Once approved, you’ll have access to the server.
2. Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules are detailed on our Discord server and website for reference.
3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the community and play together on Perfectum SMP.
4. Are there any in-game events or activities?	Yes, we regularly plan events and activities for the community to participate in, both in-game and externally. Keep an eye on announcements on Discord for upcoming events.

Blocky Love Quest

chemistry, blocky, stages of relationships, Intimacy, Commitment

Are you tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server is so addicting, your partner will forget all about their precious diamonds and devote all their attention to you instead. Say goodbye to the honeymoon phase, because on our server, every day is a honeymoon! Join now and start building a love nest with your partner…or maybe just build a giant statue of yourself to show them who’s really in charge.

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Crafty Crackheads – Get Your Block On!

game showcase, Crackheads, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, new threads

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with epic adventures, crazy cinematics, and jaw-dropping landscapes.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have a standalone PC client for you to download, but we also have exclusive emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about some secret codes that will unlock hidden treasures in the game?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where you’ll sail the seas, save the light, and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Connect Crew

Eimi Isami, Gram Pico, Phase Connect General, Ayase Yuu, Kannagi Loki

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride with our insane cast of characters, including Lia the Ashelia who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, Nasa the Sleepwalker who builds epic structures in his dreams, and Iori the Deer who can tame creepers with her soothing voice.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Phase Connect where you can team up with Uruka the Firestarter to burn down entire forests for fun, or join Michiru the Purple Ninja in epic PvP battles where she disappears into thin air like a true master of stealth.

And don’t forget about Maemi the Sky Queen who can fly through the skies on a pig while raining down thunderstorms on unsuspecting players, or Pippa the Pumpkin Princess who can turn any block into a pumpkin with just a flick of her wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, if you dare!

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Crafty Malware Miners: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

HACKING, hacked, Install malwarebytes, CREEPERS, ICMP echo attempts

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where we offer the ultimate in cybersecurity protection – by playing Minecraft!

Our server is so secure, it will make your antivirus software jealous. We have malwarebytes running 24/7 to block any blacklisted IP addresses trying to connect to your game. And if that’s not enough, we even have Windows firewall logs to show you just how many hackers are trying to take you down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, it will make your computer feel like it’s behind a fortress. Forget about getting hacked in real time – with us, you’ll be safe and sound, all while building your dream Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while dodging hackers left and right. Who knew cybersecurity could be so fun?

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