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Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	5

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your hands. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, fighting off creepers with your trusty pet llama sidekick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Land of Ouch: Where mining is a pain but the community is a blast!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Server:	The Land of Ooo SMP
Launch Date:	June 13th
Version:	1.21
Features:	Custom Play Style, Adventure Ready, Plugins

FAQs

Q: What is The Land of Ooo SMP?

A: The Land of Ooo SMP is a Minecraft server focused on a laid-back, community-centric atmosphere for players to collaborate and have fun.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition?

A: The Java server IP is izzi.crafted.pro.

Q: What is the server IP for Bedrock edition?

A: The Bedrock server IP is 107.175.196.2:31132.

Q: Is there a Discord server for The Land of Ooo SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server code is https://discord.gg/akaynrjTAB.

Q: Who is the contact person on Discord?

A: The Discord username is eathant.

Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, get ready for the ultimate adventure on our server because SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! The lion has awoken and he’s ready to roar his way through the blocky world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!

CraftyComforts

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	234590
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	107
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	558118
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	869	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5236	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Star Shards Collected:	276	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	516	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	207
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mines Excavated:	2133
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!