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Yogurt Block Party
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later. -
CarbKillaCraft
So, like, come join our wacky Minecraft server, where we eat all the carbs and keep our gut bacteria happy! We don’t follow no stinkin’ diets here, just pure chaos and fun. Plus, our cholesterol levels are so high, we can practically fly in the game! Who needs Bifidobacterium when you can have a blast with us? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures ever! -
CraftyFreedom
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom of building, crafting, and trolling your friends! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? No one’s stopping you! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). So come join us and discover what true freedom feels like in the world of blocks and pixels! -
Broomstix: Where you can fly on Sundays and have pets with magical brooms in hand! Version 1.21 awaits!
Minecraft Server Information
IP play.broomstix.net Default ports N/A Features:
- Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
- Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
- Hard difficulty
- Custom enchantments
- Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
- Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
- ProtectionStones for land claiming
- Bartering economy system
- No grief
- Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
- Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
- In-game private messaging, homes, and player to player teleportation
- Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
- Responsive staff
- Voting ranks and rewards
- Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps
Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer Do I need a Java account to play on the server? No, Bedrock and Java cross-play is supported, so no Java account is required. Is there griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Are there protection measures for land claiming? Yes, ProtectionStones can be used for land claiming. Can I teleport mobs using a lead? Yes, you can put a lead on mobs to teleport them. Is flying allowed on the server? Free fly in the overworld is available every Sunday. Are there voting ranks and rewards? Yes, voting on the server can earn you ranks and rewards. -
CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is fiddie owned, which means it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!Join us for The Rising event where you can participate in crazy activities like Let’s Kill Eachother Meetup at Wolves Den Pier. Who will be the last one standing?
We have upcoming meetups that will blow your mind, like the Murderous Twins X event where you can team up with a friend and wreak havoc on the server.
Don’t miss out on the patch notes (7.05) where we introduce new features that will make your Minecraft experience even more insane.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Just remember, posting in this thread means you are officially part of the madness.
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VinceCraft SMP: Vickie’s New Gig (RIP Eddie)
Join our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera! Vince gave Vickie a job after Eddie died, but Gaitch refuses to give JoJo one because he’s convinced she’s secretly a llama in disguise. Will JoJo prove him wrong and earn her place in the SMP? Join now to find out and witness the craziest shenanigans unfold in our wacky world of blocks and adventures! -
FriendZoneCraft
So last week, my good friend Jay’s son tragically died in a car accident. And let me tell you, Jay has been through some stuff – he lost his daughter to Leukemia when she was just a little tyke. This guy has seen more heartache than a creeper in a TNT factory.Now, my boyfriend Cal was working late, as per usual. But when Jay sent me a cryptic text, I sprang into action like a Minecraft Steve on a mission. I searched high and low for Jay, making sure he was safe and sound. I mean, I’d rather face a horde of zombies than leave a friend in need.
But here’s where things get crazier than a pig riding a chicken – Cal calls me while I’m out on my rescue mission. He wants me to go line dancing with him at a bar. Line dancing. At a bar. I had to decline, of course, because Jay needed me more than I needed to bust a move with Cal. And let me tell you, Cal did not take it well. He blocked me on everything faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.”
So now I’m left wondering – am I the villain in this story? Did I choose friendship over line dancing and lose my boyfriend in the process? Join our Minecraft server and help me navigate through this rollercoaster of emotions. Who knows, maybe we’ll even build a dance floor for Cal to line dance on while we save the day.
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SpongeBobQuotezMC SMP
Are you ready, kids? Aye aye, captain! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate Bikini Bottom experience! Build your own pineapple house, hunt jellyfish for diamonds, and battle the evil Plankton in epic boss fights. Don’t forget to visit the Krusty Krab for some enchanted Krabby Patties! So come on down to our server and remember, “I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready!” -
CraftyFails: Life Lessons
Have you ever tried to tame a creeper as a pet on a Minecraft server, only to have it blow up your entire house? Well, on our server, we promise that won’t happen! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, our community is so friendly that even the Endermen are joining in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why this server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! -
ZombieRescue Minecraft Server
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like rescuing hostages from Gaza! We just recovered 6 bodies, including one that everyone thought was still alive! Can you believe it?! Join now and be a hero in the virtual world! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so what are you waiting for?! Let’s goooo!