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DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Emeralds Found:	8127	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3026	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Votes:	7315

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3045	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Votes:	3957	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	361	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Votes:	5179	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!