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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8104 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 170 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
