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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3716 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7042 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
