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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6388 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 8184 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
