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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9521 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 4926 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Votes: | 3152 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
