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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6627 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.