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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8194 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.