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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1792 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 1163 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.