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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3212 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 81 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.