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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5604 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 114 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.