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Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, anal hygiene, Asshole Cleaning, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom hygiene, bathroom innovation, bathroom technology, bidet gun, bum gun, Ethereal, Fajitas, hygiene products, personal hygiene, Realm, shithole country, spicy food, Tex-Mex, TOILET, toilet hygiene, toilet innovation, toilet paper, toilet technology, united states of america

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

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XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	568694	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

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Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Farms Harvested:	592
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Potions Brewed:	136	Emeralds Found:	1325
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	4674	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4247	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8262	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net