bidet gun – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, anal hygiene, Asshole Cleaning, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom hygiene, bathroom innovation, bathroom technology, bidet gun, bum gun, Ethereal, Fajitas, hygiene products, personal hygiene, Realm, shithole country, spicy food, Tex-Mex, TOILET, toilet hygiene, toilet innovation, toilet paper, toilet technology, united states of america

Yo, listen up gamers! You ever take a dump and it feels like a fire-breathing dragon coming out of your ass? Well, fear no more because I have the solution for you! Introducing the magical bidet gun, the bum gun that will change your life forever.

Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.

No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

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Xjmc

1vs1, All, Arena Pvp, Kit PvP, PvP, Survival, Xjmc

Godbless you

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Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chapter, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, Demons, ENERGY, gojo satoru, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Leaks.., Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, Manga spoilers, Readers, Server, shonen jump, sorcerers, Supernatural, weekly shonen jump, yuji itadori

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. That’s right, talking cows. Need I say more?

– Our server has a hidden dimension where you can battle giant chickens for epic loot. Who wouldn’t want to fight a chicken the size of a house?

– We have a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of TNT. It’s both beautiful and terrifying.

– Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game: a block of cheese. Yes, cheese. It’s worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft?

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WienerCraft: The wurst German Minecraft server ever!

Ancestry, culture, deutsch, deutschland, Diversity, Europe, european union, German, hebrew, heritage, History, Identity, Language, Liberating, linguistic, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, polar opposite, Proud, Server, Traditions, WienerCraft, Wurst

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the freedom of being a German in a virtual world. Build giant pretzels, ride pigs wearing lederhosen, and shout “Schnitzel” at the top of your lungs! And don’t worry, we promise there will be no Hebrews trying to rain on your parade.

Our server is a wild ride from start to finish. From fighting off zombie sausages to exploring a pixelated Oktoberfest, there’s never a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner German shine! Oompah loompah! 🥨🍻🇩🇪

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Magic mc s2

19163, 4Fun, Ip:, Magic, magicmc, mc, Minecraft, Play, s2, Server, to, uk

Server IP: play.magicmc.uk.to:19163

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Theatria VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, Boundless, building, Community, Conquest, dynamic, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, Immersive, Legendary, Magic, MCMMO, Mini Games, mystical, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Unique, Vanilla

Server	Hypixel	Theatria
Community	Large and active	Established and friendly
Custom items and enchants	Available	Available
Economy	Available	Own economy
Map resets	Occasional	No map resets

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the community?	Hypixel has a large and active community, while Theatria has an established and friendly community.
Are custom items and enchants available?	Both Hypixel and Theatria offer custom items and enchants.
Is there an economy system?	Hypixel and Theatria both have an economy system, with Theatria having its own economy.
Are there map resets?	Hypixel has occasional map resets, while Theatria has no map resets, ensuring that your progress is safe from start to finish.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server 917417644

20th Century, anti-Semitic, Arthur Butz, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, controversial literature, CraftyAnons, denialism, Genocide, Historical revisionism, hoax, Holocaust denial, Holocaust hoax, Holocaust literature, Holocaust revisionism, lolz, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, pseudohistory, revisionism, Server, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for a chance to uncover the biggest hoax of the 20th century – and no, we’re not talking about Bigfoot riding a unicorn. We’re talking about uncovering the truth behind mysterious disappearances and secret government experiments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just make sure to bring your tin foil hat – you’re gonna need it.

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LimbusCraft – Where the only limit is your imagination! #1474

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Current Extractions, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, FAQs, General guide, imagination, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Limit, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – watch out for those sneaky reflections!

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and time-bending shenanigans. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can help us capture the elusive Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael – they’re slippery little devils!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of chaos as you navigate through this interconnected world.

So what are you waiting for? Download our server on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky mirrors). See you on the other side!

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Xeetyz s minecraft

Bank, Crates, Discord, Economy, Jobs System, Land claiming, marriage system, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, Shops, Survival, Vote Rewards

Play & Earn real money by playing on XEETYZ’s Minecraft Server! A survival gameplay in an immersive world of possibilities with access to shops using an extensive economy system as well as a land claiming system to help protect yourself and your base. This server is loaded with tons of features! You can also stay on the discord while seeing everything happen in the dedicated Minecraft Channels Live!

Discord to Server Sync: Communicate and view all stats from the server right on the Discord Channel!Land Claims: Claim blocks, the more you play, the more you can claim.PvP: Survival and PvP EnabledMarriage System: Get married to other players, interact with private chat, hug and kiss using shift + right click.Crates Systems: Receive keys when voting using links from vote-links or in-game /voteEconomy: Economy uses Virtual $ Currency.Jobs System: Get a job out of 12 current jobs and get paid!Bank System: Visit the bank to do all your banking transactions!Shop System: Visit the shop to buy the stuff you need!Parkour with a Crate where you can earn BIG amount of cash for completing the parkour once a week!

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Crafty Chaos: Don’t Mess with Steve

Allies, assertive, AUTHORITY, Chaos, CONFIDENT, Connections, Crafty, don’t mess with me, dont, fear, Friends, high places, influence, influential, intimidation, loyalty, Mess, Powerful, Protection, Respect, steve, strength, Support, TOUGH, Warning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to hang out with a group of players who have connections to the Minecraft gods themselves. Need diamonds? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a loan.

But beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy. One time, a creeper tried to sneak onto our server and ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for the creeper…

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. And remember, don’t mess with us – we have friends in high places, you know. 😉

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Blocky Butt-Kickers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Gamers Who Know the Answer to ‘What is the definitive video game controller?’

answer, blocky, ButtKickers, classic, Competition, console, controller, Definitive, design, Entertainment, Ergonomics, Evolution, FUNCTIONALITY, Game, Gamepad, gameplay, Gamers, Gaming, gaming industry, innovation, Interactive, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, MODERN, Nostalgia, Server, Technology, Ultimate, Video, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old controllers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and outrageous controller you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a controller made entirely out of diamonds and enchanted with the power to summon dragons at your command. That’s right, forget about joysticks and buttons, on our server, you control the game with pure magic!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn through the Nether? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience gaming like never before. Who needs a boring old video game controller when you can have one made of diamonds and magic? Let the epic adventures begin!

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