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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4715 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 269 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
