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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2989 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 26 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.