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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1849 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3286 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
