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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5860 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 650 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 2774 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 474 |
| Votes: | 3727 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
