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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 310 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 76 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
