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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4536 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 6958 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.