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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1078 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8423 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9315 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 41 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
