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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5327 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
