Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.
Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!
PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!
What we got to offer!
Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock
Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132
185.206.148.132
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!
On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.
Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.
Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉
Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more
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