lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!
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NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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NATOcraft: Biden’s Last Stand
LOL join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so pro they could take on Biden in a debate about Ukraine’s NATO membership. Imagine building your own NATO headquarters in the game and inviting Biden to come check it out before he leaves office. Who knows, maybe he’ll join our server and become a pro Minecraft player too! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with the big dogs. Join now and show Biden who’s boss in the virtual world! -
TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world! -
Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden -
JSOWCraft: Biden’s Aid
so, like, this server is totally lit, bruh. we got like, long-range JSOW munitions and stuff. biden himself said it, man. like, we’re gonna blow stuff up in minecraft like never before. join us if you wanna see explosions and chaos everywhere. it’s gonna be epic, dude. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again, yo! -
Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom! -
UkraineCraft: Biden’s Arsenal
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server? it’s like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, biden is gonna approve ukraine to use long-range western weapons in russia. can you imagine the chaos, dude? it’s gonna be like a crazy battle royale but in minecraft. you gotta join our server to experience the madness firsthand. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together! -
UkraineCraft: No More Biden’s Restrictions
haha so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even Biden is talkin bout it! he was like “yo we gotta end Ukraine long-range weapons restrictions so we can all join this server and have a blast!”u know why u gotta join this server? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, we got dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and we got a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties!
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. ain’t that cool? so come on, join this server and let’s make Minecraft great again!


