that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
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OilRaiders2020
so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran. -
CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?
and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.
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BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!
hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.
so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!
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NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! -
Missile Mayhem Minecraft
so like, this server is so lit that even biden is like “yo, let’s help israel shoot down them iranian missiles on this server, it’s gonna be epic!” like, imagine building your own missile defense system and taking down those pesky missiles with your friends. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! join now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from biden himself for being a total boss on the battlefield. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s gooooooo! -
TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world! -
NasrallahsRevengeMC
join our epic minecraft server where we have Biden as the referee and he calls all the shots! he even called the israeli strike killing hezbollah’s nasrallah a ‘measure of justice’ like whaaat?! come join the chaos and see what other crazy things biden will say next! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden


