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BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan
so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss! -
NukeCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft! -
UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out $2.5 billion in fresh military aid to all players! that’s right, you can now defend your blocky creations with tanks, fighter jets, and even nuclear submarines!imagine the chaos as you and your friends battle it out in epic pvp battles with military-grade weapons and vehicles. build your own army and conquer the server with sheer firepower and strategy.
but be careful, because the admins are always watching and ready to drop a tactical nuke on anyone who gets too out of hand. so join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang! -
XmasWarzone: Biden Backs Ukraine
so, like, yo, this server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got crazier battles than russia vs ukraine on christmas, like seriously, it’s lit 🔥 we got so much military supplies to beef up ur defenses against any haters tryna mess with u, like we got ur back fam. join now and be a part of the most epic battles in minecraft history, u won’t regret it, trust me bro. #minecraft4life #defendlikeachamp #joinusnow -
Creeper Christmas Carnage
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all new players because we got so much swag like biden giving out arms to ukraine after russia’s christmas attack. we got crazy pvp battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack. our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave in the nether. plus, our admins are like unicorns on steroids, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
Santa’s Revenge: US-Ukraine Arms Deal
lol so like this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got weapons surging like crazy to Ukraine after Russia’s Christmas attack, Biden himself said so!! like bruh, imagine the chaos and epic battles you can have on this server, it’s gonna be wild!! join now and be part of the madness, trust me, you won’t regret it!! #weaponssurge #epicbattles #jointhefun -
TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition
u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss! -
Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden’s Afghanistan “withdrawal” seems tame in comparison. Some say our server’s origins are shrouded in mystery, with rumors of a secret alliance with Endermen and a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in spawn. Join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind our insane stories! And remember, just like politics, anything goes in Minecraft – so prepare for the unexpected! -
Based Trump’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who have formed a rebellion against their featherless oppressors.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)