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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 260 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 825017 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Enchantments Applied: | 121 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
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