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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1425 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3356 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
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