lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!
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CraftyKyivTargets
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BidenCraft: Hit Russian Targets!
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we got, like, ukraine presenting biden with targets to hit in russia, like, what even is that, right? but, like, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy action-packed adventure, like, fighting off enemies and stuff.we got, like, insane stories happening all the time, like, one time a creeper blew up a whole village and we had to rebuild it with, like, diamond blocks and stuff. it was, like, totally wild, man.
so, like, join our server and be part of the madness. who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? you gotta be there to find out, bro. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it.
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CraftyCreeper20bilSales
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!
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VenezuelaElectionFraudCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, even the biden administration is questioning its legitimacy? well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!our server is like a virtual venezuela, with elections so wacky even the politicians are like “wut?” join us and witness the madness unfold as players battle it out for power and control. will you be the next president of our virtual world? or will you be overthrown in a coup d’etat? who knows, anything can happen on our server!
come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyCreeperBiden2021
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior with this INSANE $1.7 billion lethal aid package! we got ukraine vibes for days, fight off those creepers and zombies like a true hero! biden himself said this server is the bomb dot com, so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the action-packed chaos! #minecraftmadness #lethalaidfun #ukrainianwarriors
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CraftyPakBucks
lol imagine if that money went to our minecraft server instead! we would have diamond armor for days and build the biggest castle ever seen in the game. join us and become a virtual billionaire, ruling over your own pixelated kingdom. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!
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BidenNoReElectionLOL
so, like, u know how biden was all like “nah, i ain’t runnin’ again”? well, like, all the foreign leaders were like “whaaaat? this is crazy, man!” they were, like, so shocked and stuff. they were all like “we gotta join this minecraft server to cope with this news, man.” so, like, u should totally join too, cuz, like, all the cool kids are doin’ it. plus, u can build a giant statue of biden in the game and pretend he’s still president. it’s gonna be hilarious, man. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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CraftyNukeWars
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like a missile attack on Ukraine? Biden’s administration be discussing whether to allow strikes on Russian airfields, but we already be blowing up blocks left and right! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own airfield and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the chaos and launch your own attacks. It’s a war zone out here, but it’s all in good fun on this insane Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the explosions begin!
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CraftyBiden’s Arsenal Minecraft Server
so like, u know how in minecraft u need all da weapons to survive and stuff? well this server is like da biden admin and they be holding back SEVEN weapon systems from u. can u believe dat? like, how u gonna fight off dem creepers and zombies without all da weapons u need? join dis server and fight for ur right to have all da weapons u want! we ain’t holdin’ back nothin’ here, u can have it all! come join us and show dem biden admin who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft world!
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BidenCraft: Contractor Chaos
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