Bicycle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bike Commute Craze

Transportation, active commuting, employees, productivity, Associations

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.

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Everest Bike Physics | Tailwind Fun Server

bicycle, Uphill, Training, achievement, strategy

u ever tried everesting on a bike? well, on this server, u can do it without any tailwinds helping u out! that’s right, we make it extra challenging for u to reach the top of that virtual mountain. but don’t worry, we got some crazy physics goin on that will make u feel like ur really pedaling up that steep incline. join us for the ultimate cycling challenge and see if u have what it takes to conquer everesting on a bike!

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Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Puns, Bull, Golf, Picture, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

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BikeCraft Server: Where Minecraft meets two-wheel adrenaline for a ride like never before!

accident, collision, cycling, Ride, BikeCraft

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your epic castle in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, BAM! There’s a big crash and everything goes haywire! But fear not, dear Minecrafters, for this server is not your average pixelated playground. Join us to experience the chaos and madness that ensues after the crash – where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Why join this server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on, hop aboard the crazy train and let’s crash into some epic adventures together!

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InLawFreeZoneMC

memorial, forewarning, family, UNCOMFORTABLE, step mom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the mobs! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Imagine a world where grief, guilt, and home repairs collide in the most outrageous way possible. Will you stand up to unwanted visitors like this player did, or will you let them take over your virtual home too?

With $500 on the line and family drama at every corner, this server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyRedditors

cyberbullying, echo chambers, downvoting, biased moderation, reddit

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!

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CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

labor movement, railway industry, industrial action, strike, Canadian economy

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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GazaBulletCraft

News, gaza, Trauma, Crime Scene, autopsies

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

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CraftyTwistsMC

storytelling psychology, storytelling impact, core element, Audiences, storytelling research

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.

our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

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KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

Open, Medieval, Discord, jokes, Adventure

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.