biblical interpretation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trumpy’s Blocky Madness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	148
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We be goin’ wild like a herd of creepers on a rampage. Will we ever reach the seventh trumpet? Who knows, but we’ll be mining, building, and battling like there’s no tomorrow. Come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us. Don’t miss out, join now!

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8758	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3352

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with a Ghast” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart”. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try our infamous “Lava Maze Challenge” where the floor is literally lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous journey of your Minecraft life.

Eye4EyeCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

join this cray cray minecraft server where u can lose an eye but gain a diamond sword in return! we got creepers that do the cha cha slide and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only a sprained ankle. if u want a wild and wacky time, join us and see what other crazy shenanigans await u!

BibleCraft: God’s Fanfic!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crops Grown:	6126	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we make the bible into a wild fan fiction story! we got jesus riding on a giant chicken, moses parting the ocean with a diamond sword, and adam and eve building a house out of apples! it’s like a crazy religious fan fiction come to life! join now for a holy good time and see what kind of wacky adventures await you in this hilarious world of theology fan fiction!

ChristCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9923	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like finding the oldest written record of Jesus Christ’s childhood but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of building epic churches and walking on virtual water like a boss. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might find the Holy Grail made out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, fam!

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6002
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Stellar Blade Christmas Update Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	932
Emeralds Found:	2049	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!

KotoneWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	59
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Grief server ⭐kotoneworld.povezlopovezlo.ru⭐Version: 1.12.2 – 1.20.1⚡The winter wipe has passed, new donation ꜱᴀɴᴛᴀ!!!!!⚡Cheap donations, and there is warp pvp, and an auto mine!⚡The best grief server for games with friends!⚡Server website: kotoneworld.easydonate.ru⚡Grief server, WIPE HAPPENED!! NEW BETTER SPAWN!

Red Flag Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Star Shards Collected:	52	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3036
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where your flag can only be one color? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can have a flag that changes color every minute! That’s right, one minute it’s red, the next it’s rainbow, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. They even have their own DJ spinning tunes all night long. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a llama.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? They may look cute and cuddly, but they are fierce protectors of our land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Terminated Minecraft SMP Decision

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventure of your life! We promise you won’t have to make any tough decisions like terminating babies with Downs syndrome (unless you want to, we don’t judge). Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that poor baby, RIP).

Quack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge: hugging a duck until it explodes! That’s right, we have a special event where players have to show their love for our feathered friends by giving them a big ol’ squeeze. The duck will either explode into a shower of feathers or turn into a magical unicorn, who knows? Join us for this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to hug the duck of destiny!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Lagoon, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil sheep warriors. Will you emerge victorious or be trampled by the fluffy hooves of justice? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cave of Confusion, where the walls shift and change at will. Will you find treasure or get lost in a maze of madness? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of duck hugging, llama riding, and cave exploring. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Buildings Constructed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to A Very Sonic Christmas. But that’s not all, we’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and a Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our milestone pastebin will guide you through all the epic moments in Sonic history, while our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet will have you playing the best Sonic games out there. And don’t forget to check out our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations!

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic and experience the chaos and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring our server! So grab your rings and dash on over to The Sonic the Hedgehog General – where the fun never stops!

Fantasy IX Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8050	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Final Fantasy IX and VII combined? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vivi from Final Fantasy IX as our official mascot! That’s right, you can build alongside the cutest black mage in all of gaming history.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who defeated the dragon using only a wooden sword and a potato. True story.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. And remember, Vivi is watching over us all, casting spells of awesomeness wherever he goes.

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ores Mined:	5511	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Star Shards Collected:	71	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Emeralds Found:	7643
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!