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/ChonkyFlora/ – Lush Gardens: Thicc Plants, Creepy Crawlers, and Sly Serpents Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Towns Built:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General! Where we’ve combined fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat extravaganza. Join us as we celebrate Thanksgiving with our favorite fatties and discuss how we’ll be feasting with them.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got snakes, arachnids, fungi, and all sorts of other weird and wonderful creatures to keep you entertained. Need a laugh? Check out our thread highlights for some outrageous stories and shenanigans.

Looking for a Wurmple conductor? We’ve got you covered. Want to hear about Fiida and Shelly’s latest antics? Look no further. And don’t miss out on the Godseeker story or the tale of the Blind Venusaur.

So come on in and join the madness. Who knows, you might even meet some Bug Alien Princesses or come face to face with the legendary Prisonpillar. Remember, for God so loved the world that he gave his only Son…but he also gave us this awesome Minecraft SMP. Join now and let the fun begin!

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

BossWidow911

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your boss’s widow? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation, unpaid wages, and passive-aggressive texts!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!

GodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4364	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

🤣 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling abandoned and alone? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, God himself will never leave you nor forsake you! That’s right, you’ll have the Almighty watching over you as you build, mine, and survive in this crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have divine protection, but you’ll also have the chance to reap some epic rewards if you don’t faint from all the excitement. Just imagine the treasures waiting for you in due season!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where miracles happen and the only limit is your imagination. And remember, on this server, even the creepers are afraid of God’s wrath! 😂🙏🏼🔥

Pixelmon Paradise – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5721
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3708	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will dumbify your brain cells? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Beam Edition! Why join, you ask? Because we have a mobile Pokémon game that’s so real-time, you’ll forget what turn-based even means. And guess what? Instead of collecting Pokémon, you collect trainers! It’s like a virtual trainer zoo up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Sync Grid Simulator that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our Eggmon viability guide/tier list. You’ll be hatching eggs like a pro in no time.

Oh, and did we mention our Legendary Gauntlet Info? It’s so legendary, even Herobrine is jealous. And if you’re into model ripping/datamining projects, we’ve got a FAQ that will blow your mind (literally, it’s explosive).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have Pokémon Masters EX and a soundtrack that will make your ears bleed with joy? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Crafty9k: The Ultimate Neckbeard Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Crops Grown:	8147
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3962
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your friend’s OC? Look no further! Our server is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even talking potatoes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you say something nice about your friend’s OC, you’ll unlock a secret realm filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

VidLinksRUs – Chaos Unleashed!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with all their silly rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while playing the accordion? Absolutely!

On our server, there are no rules, no limits, and definitely no boring tutorials on how to play. Just jump in and start causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to see videos of the craziest stunts and builds our players have come up with? We’ve got ’em! Want to share your own insane Minecraft creations with the world? Drop a link in the chat and watch the chaos unfold.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

ShogunSquad Minecraft Server: Where Samurai Meets Creeper!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old historical dramas? Want to experience Japan like never before? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate the epic battles and stunning landscapes of feudal Japan!

We’ve got players praising us for our attention to detail, saying our server is better than any Japanese historical drama out there. And don’t even get us started on the chuds who can’t handle that Mariko isn’t their idea of beautiful – they’re giving us zero stars! But hey, we’re not here to please everyone, just those who want to have a hilarious time exploring a wacky version of Japan in Minecraft. Join us now and prepare for some epic battles and crazy adventures!

NijisanjiEN’s Pillar Palace

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as basic as Steve’s default skin? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our epic parties.

And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host. From building competitions where you can show off your mad building skills to PvP battles that will make you question if you’re really in the game or an action movie.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Ukrainian Chugfest – Crafting Chaos and Comfy Vibes!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive events and crazy adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Ukrainian military officers join your game and share their grim perspective on the war. But don’t worry, because Zelensky himself is trying to find a way for you to not retreat from the battlefield!

And that’s not all – we have actual German aid worth 10 billion euros waiting for you in-game! Plus, Lavrov might show up and drop some spicy gossip about Zelensky’s term expiration. Who needs regular Minecraft drama when you can have geopolitical intrigue?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud (for some reason). See you in the game!

Crafty Tinder Server: Swipe Right for Creepers!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and not finding your perfect match? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to find love! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with your soulmate based on your building skills and mining techniques. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while crafting in the virtual world?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of love, rumored to grant its wielder eternal happiness and a lifetime supply of virtual roses. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated companion who will never argue with you about whose turn it is to do the dishes?

So swipe right on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds alone. Love is just a crafting table away!

LOLcraft: ‘What is she mining?’

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until your sides hurt as you navigate through wacky challenges and epic quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging explosive surprises. And don’t forget about our annual “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant,” where contestants compete for the title of the most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Bob’s Blocky Adventure Land

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ores Mined:	4079	Enchantments Applied:	136
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where Mehmet Şponbobğlu reigns supreme as the ultimate overlord of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie Spongebob clones, riding on flying llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mehmet Şponbobğlu himself, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dab this master of moves and claim victory?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the ridiculous shenanigans, and the absolute madness that is Mehmet Şponbobğlu’s Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

SoulfulSimplicity: Minecraft’s Not-So-Hellish Realm!

Action-Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficult, Difficulty, enemies, Exploration, FANTASY, Frustration, Gaming, Hell, horse riding, immersive experience, Minecrafts, normies, NotSoHellish, perseverance, Realm, skill-based, SoulfulSimplicity, souls fans, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Animals Bred:	161	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is: you just ride your horse and hit shit. Why waste time building elaborate structures or mining for resources when you can just saddle up and go to town on everything in your path?

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons are hooves and swords, and the only strategy is to charge headfirst into the chaos. Watch out for flying pigs, exploding sheep, and the occasional rogue llama looking for a fight.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Horse Olympics, where players compete in events such as jousting, barrel racing, and synchronized jumping. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new saddle for their trusty steed.

So saddle up, grab your sword, and get ready for the ride of your life on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Just remember: on this server, the only way to survive is to ride your horse and hit shit.