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NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.
Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

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SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

confession, confidential feelings, deep fears, emotional baggage, fear, hidden emotions, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, intimate fears, personal insecurity, private fears, private thoughts, SecretCraft, Secrets, sensitive topic, shhhhhhhh, silent struggles, undisclosed information., undisclosed secrets, unspoken fears, Vulnerability

Are you secretly a llama in a human costume? Do you have a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your deepest, darkest secrets are safe! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret society of chicken overlords plotting to take over the world! So come on in, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and let your inner llama roam free!

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Immigrants Craft Better!

Craft, Crime Prevention, crime rates, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, cultural diversity, data analysis, demographic analysis, historical perspective, Immigrants, immigration, law enforcement, long term trends, policy implications, Public Safety, research findings, social integration, societal impact, statistics, study, US citizens

so like, this server is like a magical place where all the creepers and zombies are actually really nice and just wanna be friends with you. like, they’ll bring you flowers and help you build your house and stuff. it’s like a utopia for mobs, man.
also, did you know that joining this server will make you 1000% more likely to find diamonds? like, you’ll just be walking around and BAM there’s a diamond right in front of you. it’s like the universe is just handing them to you.

oh, and if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about hunger or thirst again. your character will be perpetually full and hydrated, so you can just focus on building cool stuff and hanging out with your mob buddies.

plus, there’s a secret underground city on this server that’s run by a group of super intelligent chickens. they have their own government and everything. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, come join this server and experience the wackiest, most magical Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Spike Server

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Vanilla survival server, with the most used plugins, Backpacks!, economy, store, kits, warps, free VIP votes (custom kits for VIPS).

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SpeedCraft [Vanilla]

Adventure, Chill, Community, Conduct, Discord, exploits, Fair Game, Gaming, group, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Pure, rules, Server, smp, speedcraft, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Pure Vanilla
Number of Members	Around 10

If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules for conduct?	Yes, we have basic rules for conduct and exploits.
Can players use cheats or hacks?	No, we do not allow cheating or hacking on the server.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed, but most other things are fair game.
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions there to join.

Mayo’s Realm 1.20

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! Why, you ask? Because we have Koyorinium blessings that will make your ears tingle with joy! Plus, we offer fresh milk flavored chus for all Joshu, because who doesn’t want that? Don’t forget the mayo and soap with Koyo scent – it’s a must-have for all Joshu! So come on, join us and experience the madness of Koyolive in Minecraft! Just remember, always end with Koyo and spread those Koyoyos like there’s no tomorrow!

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Dad’s House Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about all your family troubles.
Join us and leave behind the toxic relationships and constant drama. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, mining, and creating your own little world away from it all.

With crazy adventures waiting around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build a fortress to protect yourself from the chaos of family life, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and challenges.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs a mom when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

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OilChangeCraft

#Automotive, AITAH, Boyfriend, car maintenance, changing oil, diy, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, INDEPENDENCE, influencer, judgment, OilChangeCraft, relationship, self-sufficiency, social media, tiktok, Video

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where changing the oil in your car is considered a big deal? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be for outrageous content!
Join us and show off your skills in changing oil in Minecraft! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you can impress your friends with your car maintenance abilities.

And if your boyfriend gets mad at you for being a pro at changing oil, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space for all genders to show off their skills, even if it means embarrassing their partners.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that changing oil in Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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RedditHaterMC SMP

BIAS, Bots, Censorship, circlejerks, Community, dislike, downvotes, echo chamber, hate, karma whoring, Moderators, Negativity, online platform, reddit, RedditHaterMC, reposts, rules, smp, Spam, TOXIC, Trolls, upvotes

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into someone’s house and blew up all their diamond blocks, it was so epic! And the admins are like, super cool, they once turned all the cows into flying pigs just for fun. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots, but only if you can defeat the evil chicken boss guarding it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, like someone built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn and no one knows who did it! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to play on, come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together!

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BlockyBodz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because our server is here to make you LOL like never before! Join us and experience the joy of building with blocks while laughing your butt off.
Our server is so hilarious that even the creepers can’t stop giggling! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Chicken Jousting” where you ride chickens and try to knock each other off a platform.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a dancing llama for 10 minutes, and a secret treasure hunt where you have to follow clues written in emoji language.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite body part while you’re at it 😉.

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DroneBustersMC

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, a wild drone appears out of nowhere! but don’t worry, on our server, the German cabinet has got your back. they’re gonna let the military shoot down those pesky illegal drones so you can keep on crafting in peace. join us for the most epic battles against drones you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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