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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1228 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.
so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.