🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3685 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1087 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!
