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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6419 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Votes: | 5026 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7640 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
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