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Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Craft, feet soles, female masturbation, femanon, internet anonymity, internet girls, Master, Minecraft, online anonymity, online challenge, Online Community, online debate, online identity, online presence, online proof, online skepticism, online validation, online verification, pic, smp, Thread, Timestamp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mines Excavated:	1748	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

bucket list, CraftyCrazeMC, dream life, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3162
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Animals Bred:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, Components, dissolved organic matter, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, Land, land management, land use, Microbe, microbial activity, microbial community structure, microbial composition, microbial diversity, nutrient cycling, organic carbon, Shape, shifters, soil aggregates, soil health, soil quality, soil structure

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mines Excavated:	3364	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	6245
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

4chan, Adventure, Allsync, Alternative link, Archived, archives, Authors, BUILD, choose, choose your own adventure, cyber, CYOA, cyoag, cyoar, desuarchive, FAQ, interactives list, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, Refuge Thread, refugee, Refugee thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!

NoHausForYouSisLOL

Boundaries, criticism, Decision making, family dynamics, freelance work, Guilt, judgment, lifestyle choices, mental health, minimalistic lifestyle, NoHausForYouSisLOL, Party, personal space, PRESSURE, Sanctuary, self-care, self-care practices, self-care retreat, sibling relationships, support system, unwind

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	58	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a peaceful escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own sanctuary away from judgmental siblings like Laura!

Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!

CozyCraft SMP: Home Sweet Home

comfortable furniture, cozy atmosphere, CozyCraft, family photos, fireplace, fluffy pillows, fuzzy socks, good book, home, Home decor, homey touches, hot cocoa, knick knacks, peaceful ambiance, personalized touches, plush rugs, reading nook, scented candles, smp, soft blankets, soothing colors, SWEET, throw blankets, warm lighting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3922	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with magical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the comfiest virtual homes you’ll ever see. Picture this: a house made entirely out of diamond blocks with a bed that massages your back as you sleep. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not!

So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs). Join now for a truly unique and cozy gaming experience!