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Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Enchantments Applied:	178	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	8198	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3085	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	3448
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Villages Defended:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!