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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6440 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7786 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!