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Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1164
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Void Armor Forged:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!