| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2100 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21
51.210.221.83:3161
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2411 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3200 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 5899 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6035 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 60 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 254 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1227 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our upcoming stream involves SC Reading on Tuesday 11/12 @9PM ET, where we dive into the craziest stories and memes from our community? Or maybe you’re interested in our previous stream where we watched a video of a cat trying to play Minecraft – pure comedy gold!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 1st original song called BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get me started on our 3D debut that had us all rolling on the floor laughing!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft dance party with our hilarious community members. See you there!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9009 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9363 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4199 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6840 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo of content creators known for their engaging videos on social media platforms. With a passion for travel, adventure, and positivity, they document their adventures around the world, inspiring others to embrace new experiences and live life to the fullest. Together, they bring a unique blend of humor, creativity, and authenticity to their content, earning them a dedicated following of fans and followers.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3114 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Join us and witness the epic battles, dramatic storylines, and jaw-dropping builds created by our diverse and talented players. Say goodbye to the bro-y world of ball games and call of duty, and say hello to a new era of gaming where women and LGBTQ+ gamers reign supreme.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the revolution. Who knows, you might even discover your inner warrior princess or fabulous queen along the way!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 767 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9988 | Star Shards Collected: | 180 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 265 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 3186 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5638 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 265 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.
So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8570 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Crops Grown: | 2066 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9507 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!
So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!
