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UkraineCraft: Mineral Madness

UkraineCraft, industry standards, legislation, Extraction, resources management

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, it’s like taming a wild ocelot with just a fish, it’s like building a castle in the sky with no wings, it’s like…ok u get it, dis server is lit af.

why should u join? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly, we got creepers that dance to dubstep, we got villagers that sell u enchanted golden carrots for dirt cheap, we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plays poker with endermen, we got a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the wither boss as the DJ.

oh and did i mention we got a mod that turns all the sheep into unicorns? yea, u heard me right, UNICORNS. so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Algae Attack: Eukaryote Predation

Eukaryote, Attack, predation, Algae

come join our epic minecraft server where the algae are rising and eukaryotes are out for revenge in the benthos of the Neoproterozoic era!

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a group of eukaryotes decided they were tired of being the underdogs in the benthos. so they teamed up with the rising algae and started a revolution! now, the benthos is a chaotic battleground where anything can happen.

want to be a part of this crazy adventure? then join our server and start your journey to becoming the ultimate eukaryote warrior! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the benthos and lead your army to victory against the algae overlords.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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Krutoichel1337 server minecraft

Gaming, image, Storage, Fun, application

Application for the Weutalist – https://discord.gg/wfkxvk48YC

KrutoiChel1337.aternos.me:27625

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SmartieSMP

Builder, Seasonal, Events, SmartieSMP, gameplay

Minecraft Survival SMP Server

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.

Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.

What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

If you’re looking for a laid-back but active SMP community where you can enjoy the game at your own pace, this is the perfect place for you.

How to Join:

[ Discord LINK ]

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods or plugins on the server?	No, the server provides an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience without any modifications.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts regular events to keep players engaged and entertained.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed, but the primary focus is on survival and community building.
How often does the server reset?	The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

The Enchanted Tome 1.20.6

reading, Tome, reading habits, bookworm, Literature

Lol, who needs books when you can join this cray cray Minecraft server!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can ride on a llama while battling zombie villagers with enchanted pickaxes!

Forget reading, come join the madness and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

Communication, CreeperCraze, overstepped, friendship, Etiquette

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say hi to your friend’s boyfriend without causing drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous encounters and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality. Who knows, you might even run into your friend’s boyfriend while shopping at the virtual Mall! So come on, join us and let’s see what crazy adventures await!

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SpringBreakRageQuit

family, errand boy, consequences, car detailing, emergency surgery

Are you tired of ungrateful kids who won’t even help their own brother take a leak? Then join our Minecraft server, where we promise to instill a sense of responsibility in even the most spoiled of players!

Our server is like no other, where you can earn your way to a spring break vacation by doing hard labor in-game. That’s right, no more free rides – you want that trip to Hawaii? Better start mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Join now and experience the thrill of earning your rewards, just like Jeremy will have to earn his spring break trip by detailing cars and running errands. Who knew Minecraft could teach such valuable life lessons?

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SnakeoilSurprise Minecraft SMP

bad product, Unethical, Surprise, consumerism, false advertising

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. We have famous celebrities like Kim Kardashian selling enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for only 100 diamonds. And guess what? Elon Musk is here too, trying to sell us rocket-powered minecarts that can take you to the Nether in 0.69 seconds. It’s absolute madness, but it’s so much fun!

Join our server for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Steve from Minecraft himself. Or maybe you’ll witness a llama riding contest between PewDiePie and MrBeast. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. See you there, fellow blockheads!

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SoulfulCraft

heart-touching music, songs that hit home, soul-stirring tunes, touching melodies, emotional anthems

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make your soul sing? Well, look no further because our server will have you belting out tunes like a Minecraft rockstar! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft musical. So come on, join us and let your soul be touched in ways you never thought possible!

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Crafty Colon Protector

low saturated fat, healthy diet, Protector, dietary guidelines, Colon

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing since, like, diamonds in minecraft. we have, like, a magical enchantment that makes you invincible to creepers and, like, you can ride on a flying pig to explore the world. also, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and, like, a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we have weekly build competitions where you can win, like, a real-life diamond sword. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever!

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