bg3 parody – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCelibates Minecraft SMP
#venting, advice, attraction, Communication, coping strategies, CraftyCelibates, Emotional support, feelings, Friend, friendship, incel, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, smp, Social Skills, support network
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a safe space for all your awkward relationship dilemmas! Join us and escape the real world drama by building pixelated homes and mining for diamonds. Need advice on how to navigate your feelings for your friend? Look no further, our community of players is here to help you out! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who gives relationship advice in exchange for enchanted golden apples. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way through love and friendship together!

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Mom’s Minecraft Server: Explosive Friendship OP
BETRAYAL, coming out, Communication, Conflict, emotional turmoil, explosive, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, moms, parental relationships, personal boundaries, privacy, self-identity, sensitivity, Server, Support, support system, teenage struggles, Trust, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and betrayal of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise not to out your secrets like that friend did. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about someone spilling your tea.
Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a master builder, a redstone wizard, or even a secret agent. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you about your sexuality unless you want to share!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who won’t spill your secrets. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting “mined” is diamonds!

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BlockheadsRUs
BlockheadsRUs, boundaries in relationships, boyfriend’s parents, challenging ignorance, Communication Issues, confronting prejudice, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family conflicts, family dynamics, Interracial Relationships, loyalty to friends, Moral values, racism, relationships, societal norms, speaking out against bigotry, standing up for beliefs
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets racial tension in a blocky world of chaos! Join us for a chance to navigate through relationships, confront bigotry, and unleash your inner drama llama.
Embark on a quest to prove your worth in the face of ignorant parents and stand up for what’s right, even if it means facing the silent treatment from your boyfriend. Will you be the hero who stands up against racism, or will you be labeled as the ultimate AH?
With crazy storylines like these, who needs reality TV when you can experience it all in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Remember, in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your boyfriend’s silent treatment).

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DreamCraft SMP
DreamCraft, smp
Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the soothing sounds of creeper explosions and zombie moans lull you into a peaceful slumber. Our server is so relaxing, you’ll be snoozing in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chicken dance-offs and feather-filled fun.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the adventure begin!

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CrazeCraft: Turn-On Edition
bizarre arousal, bizarre fetishes, CrazeCraft, Edition, fetish, kink, kinky preferences, odd attractions, offbeat arousal, outlandish attractions, outlandish turn ons, peculiar fetishes, quirky desires, strange desires, strange fetishes, TURNON, unconventional turn ons, unexpected attraction, unexpected turn ons, unique fetishes, unusual attractions, unusual turn-ons, weird arousal
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.
But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. It’s a truly magical experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the craziest thing that turns you on – like building a giant statue of a potato or riding a llama into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server!

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UkraCraft Server: Bomber Brawl!
aggression, airfields, airstrike, Attack, BOMBER, brawl, Conflict, Crisis, damaged, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military operation, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Server, UkraCraft, Ukraine, War
So, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. You gotta join cuz, like, Ukraine is attacking Russian airfields and stuff. There’s, like, bombers flying around and causing chaos. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. Join now to be part of the madness and show off your building skills while dodging bombs and explosions. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Don’t miss out on the fun!

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ArcticDroneWars
aerial attacks, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticDroneWars, Conflict, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian airfield, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE
omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can be a ukraine drone and bomb russian airfields in the arctic LOL like wut even is that?! it’s like real life drama but in minecraft form HAHAHA join now and be part of the madness, trust me u won’t regret it!! #minecraftdrama #ukrainedrones #russianairfields #arcticadventures

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MermaidPeePeeLand
adaptation, Aquatic, bladder control, bladder issues, bodily functions, FANTASY, folklore, folklore creature, Human, incontinence, legend, long tail tag, magical realism, magical transformation, Mermaid, MermaidPeePeeLand, mythical creature, transformation, underwater creature
come join our minecraft server where u can swim with mermaids who magically turn into humans but watch out cuz they might have incontinence problems from all that swimming! join now for a chance to witness a mermaid peeing on land, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! dive into the wacky world of mermaids and pee, only on our server!

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RECKONMC
Adventure, city, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Teams, Vanilla
Welcome to our brand new RECKONMC Minecraft server! We’ve hosted several SMPs before, like Reckon Soul SMP for Bedrock, as well as S1, S2, and S3. We’ve also had the Glacial Moon SMP for both Java and Bedrock editions.
RECKONMC is a fun Minecraft SMP where you can relax and enjoy a mix of friendly gameplay and exciting challenges. With cool features like professions, land claims, and a lively economy, there’s always something new to discover. Join us and be part of a great community!
Welcome to RECKONMC, our 24/7 Java and Bedrock SMP (1.21) server! Enjoy a mix of 60% PvE and 40% PvP in a chill community with a friendly vibe. Our server offers a modern Minecraft PvP experience, including unique features like One Block Sky Block and various ranks with perks. You can take on jobs and participate in fun chat games like trivia. Test your skills in PvP battles, explore the arena, and protect your space with land claims. Set up your shop and earn vote rewards. Dive into adventurous quests, tackle parkour challenges, and enjoy a robust economy in both SMP and Discord. Make new friends, form teams, and earn money by killing mobs. We also have partnerships and so much more waiting for you!
play.reckonmc.fun:24670

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Chaos Anarchy
Adventure, Anarchy, Bosses, Chaos, Cunning, Custom Items, Fire Lion XI, freedom, hunt, kill, landscape, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, soul knight, steal, STRONG, Survival, Thrive, True Wither, Unpredictable, Vanilla, weapons
Welcome to Chaos Anarchy, a Minecraft server where absolute freedom reigns supreme. In this lawless world, you can do as you please—hunt, kill, and steal to your heart’s content. The thrill of survival is intensified with the addition of custom items and new weapons, each designed to give you an edge in this brutal landscape. Prepare to face formidable new bosses like the terrifying True Wither, the elusive Soul Knight, and the ferocious Fire Lion XI. Chaos Anarchy offers a thrilling and unpredictable adventure, where only the strongest and most cunning will thrive. Dive into the chaos, forge your path, and let the anarchy begin!
play.chaosanarchy.com

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