BEYOU COMEDY Minecraft Servers

BEYOU COMEDY Minecraft Servers

  • SmellyLiftCraft

    SmellyLiftCraft
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3061
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5393 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

    come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

    if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

    BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 9584
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransCraft Minecraft Server

    TransCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 7348
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Italian culture in Minecraft? Want to spice things up with some fabulous trans BIPOC folx? Look no further than our server! We’ve got rainbow sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground pasta-making society. Join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server mascot is a flying spaghetti monster. What more could you ask for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPunch Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 928
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidCraftKhaos

    KidCraftKhaos
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6274
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1370
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and create your own family dynamics (or lack thereof).

    Join us and avoid the blended family drama that plagued my brother’s life. No need to worry about step-siblings who refuse to interact or ex-wives causing trouble. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama holding you back.

    So come join us and leave the real-life family issues behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a castle? Plus, our server has zero tolerance for anti-blended family sentiments, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

    Don’t be like my brother, constantly chasing after kids who want nothing to do with him. Instead, join our server and create your own family dynamics with players who actually want to be there. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeathCraft Minecraft Server

    DeathCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 3279
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7876
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re killing is zombies and creepers? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride where medically assisted death is not only a right, but a way of life.

    Imagine battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles, where the loser gets a dose of lethal injection! Or how about exploring our custom-built hospital where you can choose to end your virtual life at any time?

    But that’s not all! We also have mini-games like “Operation: Minecraft Edition” where you have to perform virtual surgeries on your fellow players. And don’t forget about our themed events like “Doomsday Disaster” where the world is ending and the only way out is through assisted suicide.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness! Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockPartyMC

    BlockPartyMC
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 5924
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the daily grind in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have fully adopted a 4-day working week! That’s right, spend more time building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes instead of sitting in a boring office cubicle.

    On our server, we believe in work-life balance and that includes giving our players more time to enjoy the game without the stress of a full-time job. Plus, rumor has it that on the 5th day, all players are transported to a magical realm where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs.

    So why wait? Join our server and experience the joys of a 4-day work week in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the virtual world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaHostageCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaHostageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 8212
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Magic Items Found: 2683
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Villages Defended: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! we got so much crazy stuff happening, you won’t believe it!

    first off, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, there are creepers guarding it! you gotta be sneaky to get that sweet loot.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the map? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ dragon! just be careful not to get burned to a crisp.

    also, every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs spawn and start dancing to disco music. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCorruption – No Jews Allowed

    CraftyCorruption – No Jews Allowed
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 4835
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian president blames Jews for all his government’s corruption? He’s like “I’m not antisemitic, but those darn Jews are totally ruining everything!” It’s like a soap opera drama but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join this server for all the juicy gossip and scandalous plots, it’s like a reality show but with blocky characters. Plus, the community is lit af and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YellowCarWarriorz

    YellowCarWarriorz
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9533
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Enchantments Applied: 198
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

    our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.

    oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.

    so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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