beyond: two souls no commentary Minecraft Servers

Afterlife Reunion: Pick Your Player!

Afterlife, cherished ones, Closure, Connection, departed souls, emotional, Eternal Love, family, Friends, Grief, longing, lost ones, loved ones, Memories, One More Day, Pick, player, resurrection, reunion, special moments, SPIRITUAL

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to bring back anyone from the afterlife for one day! Imagine chilling with Abraham Lincoln or having a dance-off with Cleopatra. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3365
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	5693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Potions Brewed:	123
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	211

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!