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Unfucked Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Farms Harvested:	620	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

Border dispute, Conflict, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, Hezbollah attack, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Minecraft, national security, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Syria, Territory, Trump administration, united states, White House

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7859
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	172
Villages Defended:	19	Emeralds Found:	9468
Dragon Eggs Found:	756	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE WHITE HOUSE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEZBOLLAH WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN CASTLE IN THE SKY WHILE DODGING TERRORIST ATTACKS FROM HEZBOLLAH! IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE VIDEO GAME, BUT WITHOUT THE DANGER…OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE DANGER, BUT IT’S WORTH IT FOR THE THRILL!

SO COME JOIN US ON THE MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET A SHOUTOUT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE FOR YOUR MAD BUILDING SKILLS! LET’S GOOOOO!

CraftyUndercutters

#covert operations, CraftyUndercutters, cybersecurity threats, democratic process, disinformation campaigns, election interference, foreign influence, foreign meddling, information warfare, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, national security, political manipulation, political sabotage, Presidential election, propaganda tactics, russia, strategic manipulation, Trump Campaign, U.S. officials

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Potions Brewed:	47
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

So like, this server is like the ultimate battleground between Iran and Russia, but in Minecraft form. Iran is all like, “we gonna take down Trump campaign” and Russia is like, “nah, we gonna do the opposite.” It’s like a political showdown but with blocks and creepers. Join this server if you wanna see some crazy international drama unfold in the most unexpected way possible. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see Trump campaign getting taken down by a bunch of Minecraft players? It’s gonna be epic, bro. Join now and be part of the chaos!

Measles Mayhem Minecraft

columbia university, disease outbreak, Epidemic, global health, global trends, Healthcare, immunization, infectious diseases, low-resourced countries, MAYHEM, Measles, measles cases, Minecraft, preventable diseases, public health, socioeconomic factors, study, Surge, vaccination, vaccination rates, vaccine reluctance, wealthier nations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	677
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!

We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.

So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

SoullessCraft Minecraft Server

copycat games, generic storylines, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of emotion, lack of immersion, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of passion, microtransactions, Minecraft, modern video games, repetitive gameplay, Server, shallow characters, soul-crushing, soulless, soulless game design, soulless game mechanics, soulless gaming experience, soulless gaming industry, SoullessCraft, uninspired

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	2353	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Tired of boring, soulless video games that leave you feeling empty inside? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

“DustyJudy the SMP Queen” – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Crops Grown:	8342
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unravel the mystery of Judy, the most elusive and mysterious player to ever grace our server. Rumor has it she was a master prankster who could turn your house into a giant potato with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, besides the fact that we have the best community of players who are always up for a laugh, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, but hey, it’s all part of the fun).

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind Judy and create the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft world ever seen!

SibSquadSillies

baby naming groups, bad name examples, confrontational situation, defensive behavior, disrespectful comments, facebook group, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, long history, name shaming, Obsessive, parenting site, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, rude behavior, sibling names, sibling relationships, SibSquadSillies, stillborn baby, weird behavior

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Potions Brewed:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4976
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sister-in-law’s baby naming obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where your name is constantly under attack, just like poor Meadow and her siblings. But fear not, on this server, you can create a new identity and leave behind the drama of bad baby names.

SIL may have her opinions, but on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave the baby name drama behind.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be naming is your next epic build. Who needs baby names when you have blocky masterpieces to create? See you in the game!

CelebSurvivalCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness!

PsychoLeanCraft

bipolar disorder, body alignment, cardiopulmonary function, cardiovascular health, Chronic illness, exercise intolerance, forward leaning, head posture, mental health, mental illness, musculoskeletal issues, physical activity, physical health, posture abnormalities, psychiatric conditions, PsychoLeanCraft, psychotic disorders, reduced cardiorespiratory fitness, respiratory function, schizophrenia

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD!

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOUR HEAD POSTURE WILL BE MORE FORWARD LEANING! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ALWAYS READY TO POUNCE ON THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES!

AND GET THIS, JOINING OUR SERVER IS ASSOCIATED WITH REDUCED CARDIORESPIRATORY FITNESS! I MEAN, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT, RIGHT? YOU’LL BE SLAYING MOBS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Eternal Chaos

Anarchy, Community, Discord, eternal chaos, Experience, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	New Chunks Explored:	677889
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

A fun anarchy server for everyone to enjoy.The community is helpful and to get a better experience please join the discord.Please join the server and enjoy for yourself.

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