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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9545 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 773 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5681 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!