Minecraft server: TierListDoesntExi

beyond compare, Tier List, FANTASY, Minecraft, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the most epic, the most legendary, the most mind-blowingly awesome server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.

4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Blocky Bliss

better than sex, intense pleasure, unparalleled delight, euphoria, ecstasy

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life and spend hours mining, building, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of him lurking in the shadows. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s better than sex (or so we’ve heard)!

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Creepers and Cheaters: The Perfect Woman (Not Really)

my everything, amazing woman, perfect woman, flawless beauty, incomparable love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Look no further, because on our server, the creepers are too busy dancing to even think about blowing you up! Plus, our villagers are all expert matchmakers and will help you find the perfect player to build a blocky empire with. Join now and find out if she really is the perfect woman…or just a really good builder!

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Adults Play Too

Skills, Survival, voice chat, Private, Drama-free

Welcome to our Whitelisted Minecraft Server

Server Type	Private, laid-back survival
Plugins	Slimefun, MCMMO, economy with jobs, player chest shops
Features	Quality-of-life plugins, relaxed environment, Discord server
Spawn Location	Cherry grove biome with snowy mountains

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Message the server admin to get whitelisted and set up.

Q: What is Slimefun?

A: Slimefun adds additional content and features to the game for players to explore.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server is for mature players (18+) and focuses on a drama-free environment.

Q: Can I collaborate with other players?

A: Yes, players can build solo or work together with others on the server.

VTube Start Haven 1.21.1

vegas pro, Auditions, advice, niji, Video editor

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a headless edition of /asp/ but for Vtubers! We give and get advice on Vtubing, like where to stream – Twitch or YouTube? Don’t go YouTube unless you already famous, fam. And we discuss if there’s an audience for X, like would you watch someone do X? And we help with video editing, DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for freebies, or Vegas Pro and Premiere if you ballin’. Got questions? Ask away, we give real feedback, maybe. Wanna join? Just DM boop147 on Discord, easy peasy. And we got open company auditions for Brave, Hololive, and Niji, like, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation! Check out the links for general info, what to avoid, Op-Sec, trolling techniques, /ASP/list, and even a tier list for aspiring Vtubers. Don’t miss out, bro, join the madness!

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ProtestPanic Minecraft SMP

Media bias, freedom of speech, social change, public awareness, current events

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s so lit, even the mainstream media is too scared to report on it? Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild that it’s causing protests in the USA because people are so jealous they can’t join in on the fun!

Join our server and you’ll be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves, riding pigs into battle, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our server is so exclusive that the FBI is trying to shut us down because they’re afraid of how much fun we’re having.

So come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared for some epic chaos and maybe a few run-ins with the law. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s show the world how awesome Minecraft can really be! #MinecraftRevolution #JoinTheMadness

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CraftyBoomers911

emotional, Never forget, Community, pentagon, 9/11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Picture this: on our server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans await you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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EU Defense Talks Minecraft Server

Defense, nato, defense cooperation, European defence, Military

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where u can build ur own castle and defend it against a horde of angry llamas. yea, u heard me right. llamas. they’re like, super aggressive and will stop at nothing to destroy ur precious castle. but don’t worry, u can also ride them into battle if u tame them first.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant zombie pigman boss spawns and u have to team up with other players to defeat it? it’s like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy.

plus, our server has a secret underground city where u can trade with mysterious villagers for rare items and weapons. but be careful, because the city is also home to a pack of wild wolves who will attack anyone who gets too close.

so, if u think u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CanalCraft: No More Chinese!

international relations, ap news, Tensions, Trade, united states

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground base full of llamas wearin top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and serve diamond-encrusted cake.

also, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from ur eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks and flying pigs? yea, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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DaytimeVampireClubbing

nightlife, DaytimeVampireClubbing, daywalking vampires, vampire nightlife, vampire fiction

imagine a minecraft server where vampires rule the night and party during the day. we have vampire discos, blood cocktails, and coffin-shaped dance floors. join us if you want to be bitten by a vampire and gain eternal life in the world of minecraft. our sun is always shining, so get ready to party like a vampire in the daylight. come join the fun and become a creature of the night on our server. who needs sleep when you can be dancing with vampires all day long?

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Beyond Compare

Welcome to our Whitelisted Minecraft Server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What is Slimefun?

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

Q: Can I collaborate with other players?