BEWARE Minecraft Servers

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  • BlockParty: Neighbors Beware!

    BlockParty: Neighbors Beware!

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    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Here, we don’t just build houses; we build LEGENDARY tales—some might even say urban myths—or maybe just urban "MINE" myths!

      • Block the Bad Vibe: Ever had a neighbor who cranked their music up to eleven while you’re just trying to chill with some peaceful cave mining? On this server, we’re taking passive-aggressive to the next level! Join forces with your fellow players to construct an ANTI-PARTY BARRIER out of enchanted glass blocks that magically makes any loud sounds inaudible—except, of course, for the unforgettable sounds of sheep being sheared! 😂

      • The Great TNT Scare-Off: Heard of that one annoying neighbor who keeps stealing your diamonds? We’ll teach you the ancient art of The Great TNT Scare-Off. Rumor has it that a legendary player once used a sky-high cannon made of gold blocks to launch cascading TNT over their rude neighbor’s castle. The blast? So impressive that even the Ender Dragon stopped to watch—and it’s still recovering from the shock!

      • Pet Withers for Neighbors: If the passive-aggressive tactics don’t work, perhaps it’s time to take it up a notch. Why not summon a few Withers to "relocate" that pesky neighbor? Just be sure to dance away while you conjure them—after all, doing the Wither boogie while summoning makes it way cuter!🔥

      • The Neighbors’ Scavenger Hunt: Accidentally misplaced those precious enchanted books? On this server, we initiate “Scavenger Hunts” for diametrically opposed neighbors! Players fill their chat with fake clues leading to nowhere—the “ultimate test of patience!”—while they conspicuously collect all the resources they had hoarded under their neighbor’s nose. Hot tip: Be sure to craft sneaky trap doors to chuck your loot into as you stroll past like a Minecraft ninja!

      • Make Friends by Breaking Elytra: Why not break the ice with your neighbor by breaking their Elytra in mid-air? Join our elite sky team, and we’ll teach you how to enforce some aerial justice! Don’t worry; the fall damage is nothing compared to the embarrassment they’ll feel when they crash-land in a giant pig pen. Oink, oink, my friend!

      • Mystery Crafting Recipes: Join our server for the chance to unlock bizarre crafting recipes that turn everyday Minecraft items into outrageous prank weapons! Ever wanted to make a “Cursed Pumpkin of Awkward Conversations”? Well, now’s your chance! Toss it into a neighbor’s house, and watch the chaos unfold as awkward chats erupt like a surprise creeper on a quiet afternoon.

    If you’re ready for an adventure filled with outrageous stories, legendary pranks, and a dash of friendly chaos, then this is the server for you! Join today, because who needs sworn rivals when you have Minecraft neighbors! 😂✨

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  • PutinCraft: Trump’s Agent – Allies Beware!

    PutinCraft: Trump’s Agent – Allies Beware!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u see all these boring servers with no pizzazz? well, this server is like the total opposite of that!

    join us if u wanna see pigs flying and cows doing the cha cha slide. we got a secret underground disco party for all our players where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

    also, did u know that on this server, diamonds grow on trees? yep, u heard that right. just chop down a tree and BAM, diamonds for days.

    oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    so come on, join us and be part of the most epic and outrageous minecraft server ever created. plus, did i mention that we have a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

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  • Deadlands: Reawakened

    Deadlands: Reawakened

    New Minecraft Servers

    Deadlands Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Deadlands
    Type Zombie Apocalypse Survival
    World Size 3000×3000 blocks
    Description An intense, competitive server where players must survive in a world plagued by hordes of zombies with deadly abilities and unique variants. Scavenge for weapons, battle for resources, and defend your gathered supplies to stay alive.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a limit to the number of lives a player has? Yes, players have limited lives, so there is no room for mistakes.
    What makes Deadlands different from other Minecraft servers? Deadlands offers a unique playstyle that requires new strategies and quick adaptation to survive the zombie apocalypse.
    How can I join the Deadlands server? You can join the server by following the instructions on the Discord link provided.

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  • Luminous Isles 1.21.2

    Luminous Isles 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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  • Warning: May randomly break into song and dance! – Minecraft SMP

    Warning: May randomly break into song and dance! – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, if you had a warning label attached to you, it would totally say “Caution: may explode from too much fun on this server” LOL.

    We have like, the wildest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato out of diamonds.

    But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just have a blast with a bunch of other crazy Minecrafters, then this is the place for you. So come join us and see what kind of madness we can get up to together! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love of chaos, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! LOL.

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  • Warning: Creeper Hugs Hurt – Minecraft SMP

    Warning: Creeper Hugs Hurt – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so lit (literally)! But then I respawned and found a secret underground village full of talking chickens who taught me how to fly with feathers. It was wild, bro.

    But seriously, this server is like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a haunted house, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and unlimited pizza. Best decision ever.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s goooooo!

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  • KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!

    KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, this german major general dude is all like, “yo, watch out for them russians, they be buildin’ up their military and stuff.” but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your pals?

    imagine this, you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of russian soldiers show up and challenge you to a build battle. like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, our server has got your back with epic weapons and armor to help you defend your creations.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. i know, crazy, right? but that’s just how we roll on this server. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while also keeping an eye out for those sneaky russians.

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  • CraftyNATO: Russian Invaders Beware!

    CraftyNATO: Russian Invaders Beware!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NORWEGIAN F-35s FLYIN AROUND AFTER SOME RUSSIAN DUDES TRIED TO CRASH THE PARTY IN POLAND. WE AINT SCARED OF NO AIRCRAFT, WE BUILDIN BLOCK HOUSES AND FLYIN PIGS INSTEAD. COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET TO RIDE A FLYIN PIG, WHO KNOWS?! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • Beware the Intent Economy: Crafty Collectors

    Beware the Intent Economy: Crafty Collectors

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and ride on dolphins. our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales, making you invincible against any creeper attack. and watch out for the evil chickens who are plotting to overthrow the sheep as the rulers of the server. join now before the evil sheep army takes over and turns everyone into wooly minions!

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  • Block Party: NIMBYs Beware!

    Block Party: NIMBYs Beware!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dat 2010 law in France dat forced peeps to merge towns, but instead of buildings, we building up mad houses and shizz! NIMBYs ain’t got no power here, so u can build all da houses u want without no haters tryna stop u. Plus, we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like it’s a rave party up in here. So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be off da chain, yo!

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