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No Taker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Neurotypical Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Not to mention, our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheepicorn! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And don’t forget to post your favorite Neurotypical anime character in the chat for a chance to win a pet creeper named Bob! See you there!

what does he do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	730274
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of creepers over who gets to wear the diamond armor! Trust us, it’s llama drama at its finest. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride pigs like a pro rodeo clown. So saddle up and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves a chicken leading a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the sheep king. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and wild shenanigans that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

‼️go.landymine.ru 19132 FREE VIP FOR EVERYONE ‼️ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: go.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ go.landymine.ru 19132

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	345
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	103	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mines Excavated:	3285
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Items Found:	7139
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crops Grown:	7556	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

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