Beverages MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

Loko, youthful indulgence, ANONYMOUS, Beverages, Four Loko

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

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PulpCraft: The Orange Edition

Orange Juice, eating oranges, fruit pulp, Healthy Eating, fresh fruit

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can ride on giant flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, that’s right, laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret cave filled with dancing creepers and disco sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical orange tree that gives you unlimited orange juice with ALL the pulp you could ever want. It’s like a pulp party in your mouth, dude.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a crazy circus of fun and randomness just waiting for you to dive in and explore. Don’t miss out on the orange juice pulp extravaganza of a lifetime!

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ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

caffeine fix, Cold brew, refreshment, chilled drinks, Brews

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

Friends, drinks, SNACKS, Beverages, sports

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

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EnerGuzzlerCraft

energy boost, soft drinks, caffeinated drinks, sports drinks, Beverages

join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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CraftyOlympicMC Server

Company, branding, Competition, lawsuit, Beverages

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.

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ColdBrewCrafts

Beer, drink, warm beer, cafe, Warm

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!

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GeoDrinkCraftEU2020

drinking patterns, patterns, 2000-2019, Spirits, alcohol consumption

come join our minecraft server, where we drink in stable, beverage-specific clusters like wine, beer, spirit, binge drinking, abstinence, and combo! it’s like a european party up in here, but with blocks and creepers!

we have crazy geography that determines where you can find the best drinks and the wildest parties. build your own bar and serve up some virtual drinks to your friends while exploring the land and battling mobs.

who needs a study to tell you where the party’s at when you can just join our server and experience it for yourself? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this virtual party started!

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GrillAndChillCraft

GrillAndChillCraft, enjoying the outdoors, leisure, Community, Bonding

come join our epic minecraft server where day drinking is not only allowed, but ENCOURAGED! imagine building your own outdoor bar and grill, where you can cook up some pixelated steaks and sip on some virtual brews with your fellow gamers. who needs real life responsibilities when you can be living it up in our pixelated paradise? join us now and let the day drinking begin!

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SipCraft: Adult Tumblers

coffee mugs, bottles, eco-conscious, adult sippy cups, water bottles

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN ADULT SIPPY CUP! SIP SIP, HOORAY! COME JOIN US AND SIP ON SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN! WE HAVE A SECRET POTION THAT MAKES YOUR CHARACTER DANCE LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN TEARS! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! SIPPY CUP GANG, UNITE!

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