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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 519 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8017 | Animals Bred: | 169 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
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Dwarves vs Zombies Commands/Play – Explains how to use items./Info – Full Game information./Rules – Learn them to stay in the Game./Credits – See how the Community have helped./Donate – Learn how you can help the Community.
