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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 995 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
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