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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4579 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 |
| Animals Bred: | 41 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
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